OMFG WTF.

I was scrolling down my tumblr and I see a post that I SUPPOSEDLY wrote and I just wanna say…I’M NOT ACTUALLY LESBIAN LOLOL. 

Every single girl should embrace their inner freak; Don’t be scared, don’t be shy, you just ought to let it be

It’s not that I don’t have a boyfriend….. I’m WAY too cool for one.

I feel so bad for my parent’s friends… they’ll never have a kid like me.

Sometimes at school, when these people who shuffle, dougie, or jerk try dancing choreography for the first time:

There was rain today and rain was getting into my eyes like :

laughingsquid:

Frankenhorn Flamebone, A Flamethrower Trombone

DAT’S COOL DUDE .

I Just Got Called Boobgly … WTF ?